
1. Lie down on back, bring knees to chest.
2. Apply large Osteoquack onto knees.
3. Have Osteoquack perform reacharound in order to firmly grasp buttocks.
4. Try to fight Osteoquack off with knees.
5. Remember to breathe.
Though the world of rock climbing is a mundane one, every once and a while a new bit o’ interest pops up. This could come in the form of a new problem in a tapped out area, or a tantalizing bit of gossip from the frightening underworld, on a good day this above-mentioned interest could be a new photo of a Bobcat. This blog expects to, nay, promises to bring you (being the reader) the best news on heavy machinery, unexpected comments, and maybe when we feel like it, actual climbing.
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This is so the funniest thing I've read all day.
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