Sandwiches are a depressing food. I think you will agree with me when I say that the best part of a well made sandwich is directly in the middle, equidistant from all crusts. You should also agree with me when I say the crusts are routinely the worst part of the sandwich. Unfortunately, the crust is always the last part ingested, therefore the last memory of the meal. If it weren't for the supreme portability of the sandwich I feel they would be shunned by the general population.
So let us come together to declare an ultimatum to our 'friends' the sandwich companies: Make your crusts tastier or we will stop 'enjoying' your product.
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Think of your sandwich as a race. The crust is the start line as well as the finishing ribbon. So every time you've finished a sandwich, you've won!
1) sandwiches are superior food
2) a good sandwich has ingredients distributed equally, thus each bite contains the same amount of deliciousness, and crust-only bites are negated by aforementioned equally distributed ingredients.
3) eat around the sandwich, eliminating crusts, then work towards the middle
4) if disappointed with sandwich at climbing destination I hereby offer to dispose of it. tuna, turkey, and chicken salad are all acceptible sandwiches for me to dispose of
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